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washingtonpoststyle:

[Bleep] Liz Lemon Says.

Overdue.

(AwwwPWOMP.)

New addition to people that dance better than me: oldsters.

Why does this child have a 5 o’clock shadow?
i-am:

wow. illustration for Andersen’s The Nightingale (via 1000 suns » Jiří Trnka)

Why does this child have a 5 o’clock shadow?

i-am:

wow. illustration for Andersen’s The Nightingale (via 1000 suns » Jiří Trnka)

Merry Christmas!

I do, Ryan. I do.

I do, Ryan. I do.

(Source: biostatisticsryangosling)

yup

Weren’t the thuggies the bad guys in Indiana Jones: the Temple of Doom?

i-am:

 
Revolutionizing comfort.  The answer to the Snuggie during times of economic hardship - The THUGGiE.
(via Thuggie – Why Not Apparel Inc. » Blog)

Weren’t the thuggies the bad guys in Indiana Jones: the Temple of Doom?

i-am:

Revolutionizing comfort.  The answer to the Snuggie during times of economic hardship - The THUGGiE.

(via Thuggie – Why Not Apparel Inc. » Blog)

i think i need to learn how to swim first.
seewhatimeena:

Catherine, wanna take the bottom and throw Nora up there with me? 

i think i need to learn how to swim first.

seewhatimeena:

Catherine, wanna take the bottom and throw Nora up there with me? 

(Source: pajaritos)

surisburnbook:

Katherine Heigl and her besneakered family tried to go to the Los Angeles Zoo on Saturday, but when they got there, they found out it was closed for the day.

Yeah, right.

You know what I think happened? The zookeepers saw them coming and pretended like the zoo was closed. I’m picturing elephants trying to hide themselves behind garbage cans and such.

Even zoo animals know that Katherine Heigl is just the worst.

"And then he said, ‘I have Libya’s best composer — most famous composer — write this song for you,’ and it was called ‘Black Flower in the White House.’ … What was going through my head was ‘How long do I have to sit here and how quickly can I get out of here?’"