This is a fucking delight.
i-am:
These are “rough riders full up with Christ love” — a direct quote! They want you to “Gimme that Christian side hug,” because to hug someone from the front is a danger to your purity. This is insanity, pure and simple. So naturally, I love it. Although I am pretty certain it is the best argument ever made for either atheism, or for the fact that god is actually a hilarious practical joker — no sincere, loving god could allow this to exist or want his followers to act this way. See for yourself after the jump. (via Freaky Friday: “Christian Side Hug” - Denver Music - Backbeat Online)
My Inner Fat Kid
I miss the annual Boston Market pre-Thanksgiving extravaganza. :(
“I’d like to have the meal for two for one.”
“Are these all your available carbs?”
