January 2012
3 posts
washingtonpoststyle:
[Bleep] Liz Lemon Says.
Overdue.
(AwwwPWOMP.)
December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
5 posts
surisburnbook:
Katherine Heigl and her besneakered family tried to go to the Los Angeles Zoo on Saturday, but when they got there, they found out it was closed for the day.
Yeah, right.
You know what I think happened? The zookeepers saw them coming and pretended like the zoo was closed. I’m picturing elephants trying to hide themselves behind garbage cans and such.
Even zoo animals know...
And then he said, ‘I have Libya’s best composer — most famous composer — write...
– Condoleezza Rice on her “eerie” 2008 meeting with Moammar Gaddafi. (via washingtonpoststyle)
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September 2011
2 posts
August 2011
4 posts
I must find this cab immediately. →
July 2011
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June 2011
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May 2011
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April 2011
5 posts
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
– Abraham Lincoln. (via mfs)
March 2011
4 posts
Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing...
– Augusten Burroughs, Magical Thinking: True Stories
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